Arctic Ice increasing, threatens UN one-world TAX-ABLE government, so they invent new terms to conceal truth

"Arctic ice has made a rapid comeback, as you can see from this DMI Centre for Ocean and Ice graph, constructed from Ocean and Sea Ice, Satellite Application Facility data. In fact,

• the 2009 Arctic ice extent appears to be well on track to exceed the previous four years....

So why do we continue to hear warnings about receding Arctic ice? How is that possible when the extent is quickly approaching its 1979-2000 mean?

• Simple -- the rules have changed again. It’s no longer the area of the ice that counts, but rather the volume.

You see,

• thicker winter ice is better able to survive the summer and in turn help cool the planet while reflecting sunlight back into space.

And, according to the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC), “This year, ice older than two years accounted for less than 10% of the ice cover at the end of February.”

• So there’s a new metric in town --

The ice that has been forming at a record pace since the 2007 record low simply doesn’t count because it’s not yet as thick and “effective” as older ice.

• And that nonsense somehow gives cover to a mainstream media (MSM) that,

despite continually expanding ice, dutifully repeat the retrofitted analysis in headlines the likes of Arctic ice is thinner than ever according to new evidence from explorers and Arctic ice continues to shrink and thin and of course Arctic will be ice-free within a decade.

• Pretty slick, huh?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe,

• ice area is nearly 30% above normal and last year managed to set
  
• another record maximum.

Sounds like great news. But for some strange reason,

• the MSM have again all but ignored all that southern in favor of the northern ice.

Perhaps that’s about to change. You see, just as in 2005, the greenhouse gas crowd have come up with an explanation for global warming’s polar opposition. But this time, they’re not compelled to blame “snow-to-ice conversion” or any similar modeling oversight.

• And no perilous expeditions await intrepid green explorers in order

• to challenge the quality of the growing ice...

A study published Wednesday by the British Antarctic Survey (BAS) confirms that Antarctic ice is indeed continuing to expand. But does that suggest there’s no global warming taking place? Quite the contrary, insists lead author John Turner. Actually, there’s

• another phenomenon that’s temporarily canceling out warming’s effects -- the hole in the ozone layer.

That’s right, the “depletion of the protective ozone layer has altered wind patterns and

• caused temperatures in most of the southern continent to fall so that more cold air flows over the Southern Ocean, freezing the water.”

And according to the report, that accounts for every bit of southern hemisphere ocean ice cover increase over the past 30 years. Strangely, the report puts that growth at about 1% per decade, while the NSIDC calculates that rate at nearly 5%."...graph via American Thinker, "Global Warmists' Sly Polar Disorder," via Lucianne.com

• P.S. ""Nobody in this country realizes that cap-and-trade is a tax -- and it's
  
• a great big one," Rep. John Dingell (D-Michigan) said Friday." Breitbart